Infrastructure Decline

We are a club; Rex, Lex, Ralf, Lefty and Alf. We are writing to voice our concern with the state of the local information network super-highway. We’ve done everything we can to continue the flow of vital signals to and from normal routine activities! But, we keep running into roadblocks! We detour, take another route and bam, another road block.

Making matters worse is the fact that other clubs are also trying to accomplish their tasks. Eventually we all end up competing for the same pathways. A bottle neck occurs. Progress stops and gridlock sets in.

We’ve even tried cranking up the power to plow through the roadblocks. That worked for awhile but now the power grid is dangerously low on resources. We’re wasting so much power chasing around trying to find alternate routes to reach our objective that we may not be able to fulfill our mission. Tasks that once required minimal energy are now sapping our limited power supply.

So we got together with our supervisor three years ago and took drastic action! We instituted a work stoppage! That seemed to help some. The need to exert power was permanently reduced.

But the infrastructure continues to decay and the machinery isn’t as vibrant as it once was. Just getting menial tasks accomplished is a struggle!

We haven’t moved fast in years, we haven’t been called on to institute a run, climb or carry breakable and fragile treasures.

A little about us:

Rex: Occupation- Right EXtremities master of ceremonies

Lex: Occupation- Left EXtremities master of ceremonies

Ralf: Occupation- Right Ankle Leg Function generator

Lefty and Alf work in tandem- Occupation: Left Ankle Leg Function Generator

Please Help,

We’re MStified

So????