GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster .
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions
6) Time may be a great healer , but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone .